Yards And Yarns

[bob homewood]

Dave I'm not even going to comment on "Doris " because I have a habit of saying the wrong thing or dropping myself in it on these matters ,however I will comment on the Stromberg 97 's later,actually thinking back "Doris " might have had a pair of them on her chest, 97's that is

[Greg Stokes]

Greg, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a big hotrod guru. Pallmall has pointed out that the yellow B4 is yours.....great stuff. I was reading the Morrari recreation and was thinking....yeh, a couple of dreamers, it will never get done, but dreams are free. Now I see why you want to do it, and I think you just maybe the best team to do it. I hope I'm around to see the finished article.

Hi, yep I am currently editing the NZ Hot Rod Magazine for the past 7 months and my yellow '32 roadster is driven regularly. The only think slowing us on the Morrari at the moment is time but I can assure you that it will happen. Thanks, Greg Stokes

[thunder427]

I'm going to see Rod in the morning before calling on you Dave, should I ask him about the blond of Dolly Parton proportions?.

.....If you talking to Rod,ask him about trading a 'new' SLR 5000 (Driven, but never registered) on Graeme Vautiers (Crown Motor Court/ArtMckee/Christchurch/1975)...
.. 70&1/2, 'Motion Performance' Z/28 Camaro,tell him the guy that painted it 'Black' (in a week) says 'Hello'...from Australia ,where I 'personally' own a 'clone' of that car,waiting to be built........'thank you'..... with regards thunder427/Myles Johnson

[AMCO72]

Excuse me.......am I to assume that once you have posted over 500 times on the RS, you take on the moniker of 'Billy Bigtime'. I just noticed this today, so did a quick check of other members, Bob, Bry, etc and find that this seems to be what happens. I'm not sure of the title when/if we hit 1000......I shudder to think!!!!! Steve?

[markec]

Rod would agree with you Bob, 97 seems to be about the right figure.Strange that she was not known by her given name.I have also been told of a number of other well known drivers who knew her intimately, a very generous young lady with her favours by the sound of it.

[bob homewood]

Mark ,actually I have seen more than a few of them over the years,in different parts of the country I might add ,I guess every race meeting they used to put another notch in their belt or whatever they do ,a bit like the music scene I was involved with that a bit many years ago its the same might even be worse ,however the matrimonial property laws make me hesitant to comment on either of them

[bob homewood]

Gerald I think you then get called "The Fuhrer "

Excuse me.......am I to assume that once you have posted over 500 times on the RS, you take on the moniker of 'Billy Bigtime'. I just noticed this today, so did a quick check of other members, Bob, Bry, etc and find that this seems to be what happens. I'm not sure of the title when/if we hit 1000......I shudder to think!!!!! Steve?

[bob homewood]

See I told you music was worse,I like her comment "it happens to me all the time " bit like the Tui add ,yeh right !

[AMCO72]

Now Bob, if I was a smart guy, I would think up some smart comment to make on that title!! But at the moment nothing pops into my head, and anyway I thought Steve was 'the Fuhrer' already.....perhaps we could become 'Neubauer MB'.....sort of in keeping with our hobby. I think the second 500 are going to take a lot longer than the first. Crikey, when I think back to last winter, our computers were running red hot!!!!! Perhaps we could crank up Y & Y again....there's got to be plenty more stories out there.

[pallmall]

Changing the subject from dangerous sex to just dangerous, here are a couple of photos of USA chassis racers that look far more daredevil than the Auckland ones discussed on Old Race Tracks. While the chassis of one is a bit lower than ours, the flathead V8 would probably make the speed quite a bit higher. If you think these guys are crazy I will try and find the photos I have of stockcars in Rhodesia.

[bry3500]

I am a Bass player Bob..just to put the record straight we ARE the most important member of the band

See I told you music was worse,I like her comment "it happens to me all the time " bit like the Tui add ,yeh right !

[bob homewood]

You play more strings than me then and I'm not talking about "G ' Strings

[markec]

Doris, I think would be OK with a bass player,I have known some way wood bass players over the years.

[bob homewood]

From memory I think she would actually prefer a bass player with wood

[bry3500]

i have an old german bass from the 60s Bob..called a Dynochord..could be right up your alley

[bob homewood]

They were only made for a short time from memory is that right

[bry3500]

You know more about G strings than you are letting on mate!

[markec]

The poor woman who is the topic of conversation, probably became a wife and mother, who's nipples now talk to her navel and the material from her mamaries has probably graduated to her hips and butt, time does that to most well shaped women.

[Dave Silcock]

Bloody hell what have I started and I never even knew her as Doris. She, as I said, lived in the flat next door and had a yellow Riley Elf. She used to wash it out side our flat whilst clad, and I use that word advisedly, in a purple bikini. it was debatable what did the most washing of the roof, the sponge or the boobs!

[bry3500]

Whilst we are on the subject...Can anyone tell me the identity of a certain person who caused quite a kerfuffle in a local pub after practice for the Lady Wigram by wearing a rather obscene T-Shirt...