Dave, words fail me. What an amazing piece of writing. I didn't know you had it in you. I have read both pieces a dozen times just to get my head around the beautiful prose. Even included a bit of Biblical history to satisfy the Christians amongst us.
But.......'Many a true word spoken in jest'..... Your proposal has great merit, especially to old fuddy-duddies like me who dont enjoy 'motoracing' in the conventional sense. Heck, why didn't I think of that. Here am I chastising myself for not 'enjoying' racing, when everyone else is having so much fun it's nauseating, and the answer was staring me in the face. You know you would have made a great preacher, and if I didn't know better I would have said that you had a Christian upbringing.
Excuse me, but I just have to go and read it all again.