Even though this shot is taken from close to floor level one can see why Crunch is so concerned about hair or rather loss of hair. Even Stuart McLean that old age pensioner from Queenstown has a more luxuriant growth of white hair than this. Also evident is that in spite of the very best efforts of your charming wife to dress and present you correctly in public she has failed miserably.
Even with my skills were you a car I would not even start to attempt to get you going let alone try and restore you but I would drop you off at Johnny Hepburn's yard as he is paying good prices for bulk scrap.